bananas in pajamas

B1...no...not a vitamin, but yet a person. B2, the second (quite obviously noted by the numeric value placed to its side) (why do we pronounce it sekint?) of those nam-ed Bethany. There are two here. Not personalities, yea we are not freaks. No, two seperate people...two halves that maketh a-hole. Wait...I mean...a whole! Should we mention Airplane. Yes, I think we should. Airplane. It has been mentioned. Twas a movie. Enjoyed by a half, a lulluby to another. The movie was created in the eighties, as the jokes would portray. Sigh...those of you with no personaity would find the movie...boring. As did a good friend, nay, great...she slept. Snoring to the buzz of the plane. It flew, she slept...and thus the story ended. What?

When Kip writes his sonets to LaFanduha, he hums. As our idolotry to Kipland Ronald Dynomite is sinnful, but apparent, we hum as well. Some of us in our sleep. What song is your favourite to hum? Do humming birds actually hum? If you heard someone huming behind you, would you assume they were a senior citizen? Hmmmmmmmmm....things to think about.

Speaking of things to think about...take this questionaire:

1. Do you find MC Hammers pants attractive?

2. Do you think Brad Pitt was better in snatch or fight club?

3. Chocolate dipped OREOS (name brand...copywrited...just making sure) or Double Cream?

4. Julia Roberts or Julia Stiles?

5. Foriegn film, or eighties film?

6. Counterfeit or Counter Fight?

7. Snoring or Huming?

And finally,

8. Airplane or Joe Dirt?

Bethany, one of us, is falling asleep. If you know us well, then you know what one of us it is. Not I, for I am awake. Not she, for she is a drift???

Quote of the day

"Take off the tie, it is sooo not you. Either lose the tie or the gold chain. Lose the gold chain...it is just WAY too Usher."

Is this the end? yep.