a script
a conversation i had
Dallas: hey bethany, how nice of you to eat my coffee crisp!
Bethany: how do you know I ate your coffee crisp?
D: cuz i saw crumbs of it on your lips, and everytime you laughed chunks of it flew out of your mouth, and it smelled like coffee!
Jimmy: I can't believe you lied in church. Hey, how old are you? Oh wait, you should never ask a woman for her age.
D: I am 18 and handsome.
J: When I 19, you were 7. I went on my first missions trip. I ate moose meat. I love quebec. My wife speaks french so she can translate for me!
B: I hate this shift key!
Mark: Say my name, say my name. When noone is around you....lalalala
Beck: WHAT? Can't hear you! Your mom is a sticky toad frog. They have trouble attatching themself to flying mokeys.
D: or flying ukrainians
Beck: or flying ukrainians
D: on the shirt it says slava
M: is this your blog?
D: Slava means praise
M: you are all tosta zhopa
B: what does that mean?
D: i don't know (laugh)...dal says...what the heck? Yeah, no..tebya kraseevoyeh nogee. yes. And then BETHANY SAYS ya zhnayoo.
B: i touched dallas' bum.
Anyway, that is it now. I THINK THAT SHOULD explain exactly how my day was. also, the shift key is spontaneously combusting.
bye
Dallas: hey bethany, how nice of you to eat my coffee crisp!
Bethany: how do you know I ate your coffee crisp?
D: cuz i saw crumbs of it on your lips, and everytime you laughed chunks of it flew out of your mouth, and it smelled like coffee!
Jimmy: I can't believe you lied in church. Hey, how old are you? Oh wait, you should never ask a woman for her age.
D: I am 18 and handsome.
J: When I 19, you were 7. I went on my first missions trip. I ate moose meat. I love quebec. My wife speaks french so she can translate for me!
B: I hate this shift key!
Mark: Say my name, say my name. When noone is around you....lalalala
Beck: WHAT? Can't hear you! Your mom is a sticky toad frog. They have trouble attatching themself to flying mokeys.
D: or flying ukrainians
Beck: or flying ukrainians
D: on the shirt it says slava
M: is this your blog?
D: Slava means praise
M: you are all tosta zhopa
B: what does that mean?
D: i don't know (laugh)...dal says...what the heck? Yeah, no..tebya kraseevoyeh nogee. yes. And then BETHANY SAYS ya zhnayoo.
B: i touched dallas' bum.
Anyway, that is it now. I THINK THAT SHOULD explain exactly how my day was. also, the shift key is spontaneously combusting.
bye
posted by dearbethany @ 10:38 p.m.
5 Comments:
At 1:04 a.m.,
beth said…
ew, you touched dallas' bum.
don't touch me again.
keep singing, mark! say my name say my name...
bethany- the one who is closer to normal?
At 5:18 a.m.,
Beckers said…
I beg to differ....
At 5:19 a.m.,
dearbethany said…
i wanna leave one too beck!
At 5:21 a.m.,
Anonymous said…
She's gonna kill us!!!
But the love is so deep!
At 8:45 p.m.,
Anonymous said…
What the heck is wrong with my bum?
- Dal
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